3 Months Off! The Writers Strike! The England Lass! Solidarity!!

by chris cunningham

FINALLY!!

With the writers strike now ended those greedy bastards can finally get back to the writing of my website! I mean seriously! Bet you never realized I had a stable of scribes actually doing this stuff. Oh, totally. For 7 years I’ve just handed them photos and they just made shit up. So easy!! They’d write, “Oh, I did this, I did that, I went here…” It was great! Now that I have a 3 month backlog of brilliant things they better be on their game. But first let’s get you caught up. Let’s see, where were we?? Oh yes, so Beowulf came out… I’ll let my writers take it from here. They might be a bit rusty, so bear with them. ~Chris

Eh hem… With Beowulf wrapped and endless hours of work behind me I now get to take an extended period of time off! Yea time off! I decided 1 month would be great, but then I told work and they were all, “well were going to be kinda slow for awhile so if you want anymore just let us know”. So I said, “OK, how about putting a month on the front of that and a month on the end?” Sho’ ’nuff I’m on a, erm, short sabbatical, kinda. Well, until my vacation accumulation runs out and holidays stop happening. With that, I don’t have to go back to work until February 4th!

First up, Liza is taking three weeks off and were going to sloth around a bit here, then go to Hawaii, drive up the coast to San Francisco, and be rather care free. My brain is too shorted out to think about anything other than sleeping in, taking photos, eating at restaurants, and playing some Wii on my shiny precious new 60″ plasma. Plaaaaasma. Oooooo Pretty. Go Blu-ray! er…

So, yes, Beo finished but I sat around at work for a couple of weeks and waited for Liza’s vacation to kick in and then we were off! Woo! I picked her up on Saturday, with some sunflowers of course. It’s been terribly rainy in the England, so something to get her quickly adjusted to the golden state would be needed. Pretty eh? The flowers ain’t to bad either. bah-dum-bum! Awwww… haha.

So yes, vacation has begun! So stay tuned for the epic tale to unfold over the next few weeks! Intrigue, danger, action, and anarchy, all made up by us, the writers. Oops… we mean him. Oh wait, no Me!