chase the light

So, I was supposed to be up in Big Bear today snowboarding. But noooooo…. I got conned into not going because corn dogs from Disneyland are my known weakness. It’s my catnip. Only one problem in this scenario. Half of friggin’ Disneyland was closed and the corn dog cart had gone missing. Splash Mountain – closed. Haunted Mansion – closed. Pirates – closed. Carousel – closed. Corn Dog cart – missing. Submarine ride – still closed. Oh my, this is alarming. Two cats were going at it in the empty Splash Mountain line. The Disneyland staff wasn’t sure what to do. Animals having sex in Disneyland. Who knew. It was entirely too cold to be on water ride. I mean, it’s even raining, what kind of idiots would ride this thing and get all wet? I know two. Jes went, but Jill knitted a sweater on a bench so she could stay dry. On the “It’s Tough To Be A Bug” attraction they give you some glasses. It’s really hard to pull off bug glasses and survive with any sort of coolness intact. You really have to own it. They almost did it.