Love, Neko Case… at Amoeba Records

by chris cunningham

See, Neko Case said she loves me. Just look at that CD cover. Love Neko. It’s plain as day. What you really have to look at though is the the WAY she’s written it. See the “o” at the end? See how it kinda trails off downward? It’s like she’s writing Love Neko… dot dot dot. Ya know, like Love Neko… wink wink wink. So basically what’s she’s trying to say is “I love you Chris, I just don’t want anyone to know. Our little secret, ok?”. Yeah, I guess I’m cool with that Neko, but you really should write more often. I mean, I sit home while you’re out there on the road. I worry. I worry about where this is going. We’re not in a good place. I do hope your Tonight Show appearance goes well Thursday and I hope you like the flowers that I had sent to the Green Room. Love you honey.

Oh that Neko. She sure has a mysterious way.

Ok, really I just went to rock and roll girlfriend’s free show at Amoeba Records and had her sign my CD and then went straight back to work. It really wasn’t filled with all that much sexual tension. In fact there wasn’t really any. As a matter of fact there might have been negative sexual tension. This is the 8th time I’ve seen her live. I think 16 Horsepower is the only band I’ve seen more times.

Told you I’m Neko crazy.

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