Speed Racer Wrap Party AKA ‘the night my camera didn’t focus’

by chris cunningham

There was a wrap party for the movie Speed Racer that I wasn’t invited too because I didn’t actually work on the movie. But I went anyway courtesy of Winston who didn’t want to go! What?! I’ll go. A bunch of fellow employees will be there so why not. Met up with Blaine on the way there and then crashed the party. Tons of people I didn’t know along with tons of people I did know. I took pictures of all of them except my camera was being an obnoxious drunk. Camera thought it was being funny by focusing on nothing all night. Then it drew stupid faces on people.

My prediction: SPEED RACER WILL BE HUUUGE!!
What I meant to say: SPEED RACER WILL DIE!!

So, what have we learned? Don’t let me green light a film.