The Beverly Center

by chris cunningham

Hungry, I ran to the Beverly Center for some food. Specifically, Rubios. As I was eating on the rooftop dining area I noticed the Park La Brea towers and realized I live downtown. I didn’t know that. Congratulations also go out to the Beverly Center for winning the “Ugliest Ass Santa Meet and Greet Ever”. What stupid elf in mall management thought that this was an attractive display? Good God, it’s horrifying. The two meeting Santa have been stunned silent.