The Exorcism of Emily’s Reasons Why Not

by chris cunningham

Oh Heather Joan Graham, for months your face has been plastered all over Los Angeles on billboards, buses, and production trucks. You were the queen of hearts for ABC TV. The next moment… well your face is still plastered all over except now you’ve been cancelled and are just the two of clubs. Premiering Jan 9th, dead January 16th. One episode. Cancelled. Ms. Felicity Shagwell, I’ve kinda enjoyed every morning that you and your big beautiful eyes would pull up outside my office window and watch me work all day. I know our time is short but when you do move on and no longer come to my window… I’ll be right here waiting for you Rollergirl.