White Castle Go Home

by chris cunningham

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When you live in the land of “In-N-Out” burgers the thought of White Castle coming to town is laughable. To help promote the film “Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle” the White Castle restaurant chain opened up a temporary store on Sunset Blvd. Just to remind myself how bad the burgers are I went for a visit. The burgers were free and so was the entertainment. Turns out they hired a bunch of hula hoop girls to gyrate out front. Not sure what that has to with anything, but I sat there and ate my burger and felt like a creepy old man watching them. A hardcore vegan stopped by and picked up a burger to give to his dog. He started going on to one the booth babes about veganism and how dogs are canines and all sorts of stuff. He even gave her his card and said to call him. Then he rode away on a beat up old bike with bags tied around the handle bars. People are weird. Take a peek at the gyrations…