Wild World, Australia

by chris cunningham

Zoos are much easier to see animals at so we went and checked out Wild World. My second time going there because I like to feed the slobbery kangaroos. We walked into the aviary and they were feeding the Lorikeets. What a racket. Flying here, flying there, dive bombing your head, noisy buggers. A little brown bird landed on my head. I won the cane toad race and received a koala clippy at the souvenir shop. Eat the toad and die. Or hallucinate. He’s poisonous. Not feeling well… One of the shows had this beautiful white eagle there, and I can’t remember what it was but it was quite tame as it ate meat in front of everybody.