{"id":104,"date":"2002-03-17T15:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-17T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=104"},"modified":"2002-03-17T15:25:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-17T23:25:00","slug":"baby-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/baby-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702a.jpg',400,300)\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702a.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=\"158\" border=\"1\"\/><\/a> <a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702b.jpg',400,300)\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702b.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=\"158\" border=\"1\"\/><\/a> <a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702c.jpg',400,300)\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702c.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=\"158\" border=\"1\"\/><\/a> <a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702d.jpg',400,300)\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/031702d.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=\"158\" border=\"1\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n<p>Charlie and Lisa are just weeks away from being parents. They&#8217;re scared shitless. Oh my God, I&#8217;m at a baby shower. Babies have this amazing power of 10. Ever try and have a conversation about philosophical things when a baby is in the room? Doesn&#8217;t happen. They can suck the life out of any conversation. It will always find it&#8217;s way back to babies within 3 or 4 sentences. They&#8217;re amazing like that. Isabella&#8217;s due out in a few weeks. You watch. We used to talk about movies a lot&#8230; Sarah&#8217;s not finding the refrigerator discussion as stimulating as the boys. Kenji&#8217;s old school in that Def Jam sorta way. &#8220;Yo&#8217; mutha fucka&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlie and Lisa are just weeks away from being parents. They&#8217;re scared shitless. Oh my God, I&#8217;m at a baby shower. Babies have this amazing power of 10. Ever try and have a conversation about philosophical things when a baby is in the room? Doesn&#8217;t happen. They can suck the life out of any conversation. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-1G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}