{"id":108,"date":"2002-03-08T12:24:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-08T20:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=108"},"modified":"2002-03-08T12:24:00","modified_gmt":"2002-03-08T20:24:00","slug":"its-all-about-sandro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/its-all-about-sandro\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s All About Sandro"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s all about Sandro today. He the man. Today’s his last day at Imageworks. He’s going back to school. Photo 3 has Sandro, Mahtin Fahster, and John Lafauce. Trust me, funny. A second later Clara was covered in Max’s vomit. Aliza nursed a margarita in a most unfriendly place for a vegan.<\/p>\n

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I guarantee none of the people will like the photo of the side of their faces. Nothing like closeup profiles to over analyze yourself with. I did not shrink Johns hands. He did that himself. Max checked out Angela handling the big bills. The party moved from The Sagebrush Cantina at lunch to one of the balconies after work. It just goes on and on, and on, and on… much to Sandro’s dismay.<\/p>\n

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I might actually hear about this photo of Sandro. I’ll see if he’s a sport and how long he lets me keep it up. Danny Miller in thug attire is obviously guilty of something. Alan, Jay, and Danni pose while Jay manages a smirk. The cactus sits on the balcony and is a legacy. It has sat precariously on the edge and has survived many a drunken stupor. And last but not least a fashion tip for everybody.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you have ugly hobbit feet, don’t wear open toe shoes. If you still go ahead and wear open toe shoes, your toes must not hang off the front of your them. Yuck. Oh and while I’m at it… Girls? Toe rings. I know they’re all the rage, but toe rings started to be worn by girls who had cute feet. It accentuated their already cute feet. 95% of the population do not have cute feet. If you don’t have nice feet, do not, I repeat, do not wear toe rings no matter how tempting and cute they look on your friends feet. They look cute on your friends feet because their feet are cute. Your feet are ugly. Do not draw any more attention to the fact that your feet are ugly by placing a shiny ring on them. Your boyfriend’s opinion does not count. He is lying. Do not kid yourself. Please. Do us all a favor. Thank you, and I’ll be checking with an extremely condescending eye. I’m serious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-work"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-1K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}