{"id":114,"date":"2002-05-17T06:56:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-17T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=114"},"modified":"2002-05-17T06:56:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-17T14:56:00","slug":"i-am-pen-hear-me-roar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/i-am-pen-hear-me-roar\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Pen, Hear Me Roar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/051702a.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=\"700\" border=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n<p>Wells Fargo, Wilshire Blvd. &#8220;If You want to have your own pen, just buy It, but don&#8217;t Take me away, because Somebody else needs me. Thank You.&#8221; Someone needs some run on sentence and capitalization lessons. I like that it was written from the pen&#8217;s point of view, and that it wrote it on itself. It&#8217;s doomed.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wells Fargo, Wilshire Blvd. &#8220;If You want to have your own pen, just buy It, but don&#8217;t Take me away, because Somebody else needs me. Thank You.&#8221; Someone needs some run on sentence and capitalization lessons. I like that it was written from the pen&#8217;s point of view, and that it wrote it on itself. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-1Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}