
{"id":138,"date":"2002-07-14T12:26:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-14T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2002-07-14T12:26:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-14T20:26:00","slug":"horokiwi-donkey-and-oh-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/horokiwi-donkey-and-oh-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Horokiwi Donkey, And Oh Shit!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/071402a.jpg',700,524)\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"350\" border=\"1\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/071402a.jpg\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/071402b.jpg',700,524)\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" border=\"1\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/071402b.jpg\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;d be a donkey. A Horokiwi donkey to be exact. That&#8217;s just the name of the little town I was in. I have no idea what kind of donkey it is. It&#8217;s woolly, I know that much. I&#8217;m getting good at these animals through fences photos [<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=39\">GOAT PHOTO<\/a>]. Yep, that&#8217;s my car. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Yeah I hurt my shoulder. Yes all the air bags went off. Yes I went deaf for about 30 secs. Yeah, it sucked. Yes I ended up on the wrong side of the road distracted by something I wanted to photograph. The guy I hit was so incredibly nice. His wife and son came down from the house. They offered up some coffee as we waited for the police to arrive. She took the report and then both vehicles were towed away and insurance took care of it from there. His wife and son walked back to the house and after it was all said and done the guy gave me a ride into the city! 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