{"id":199,"date":"2003-01-20T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-20T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/?p=199"},"modified":"2003-01-20T13:30:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-20T21:30:00","slug":"porn-commuter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/porn-commuter\/","title":{"rendered":"Pron Commuter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" border=\"1\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/012003a.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; padding-bottom: 0.25em\" \/>\n<p>Surfas Restaurant Supply and Gourmet Foods. I love this place and it&#8217;s conveniently located a few blocks from Imageworks. Fascinating, I know. Let me explain. See, down at Weta they have this thing called Porn Fridays. On a mailing list called &#8220;Noise&#8221;, Friday is the day people send porn. You can get away with stuff like that down there. Anyway, someone wrote a cgi script that if you click a button on their website it&#8217;ll mail a &#8220;random porn picture&#8221; from you to the &#8220;Noise&#8221; mailing list. Called the &#8220;Random Porn Generator&#8221;, it upped the amount of porn sent to &#8220;Noise&#8221; by the thousands. You leave your desk for half an hour and you&#8217;d have 200 new porn pictures in your inbox. Crazy. Well, during one flurry of random porn postings, this photo [<a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/012003b.jpg',666,492)\">LINK<\/a>] popped up and I just had to laugh. I blurred it for those people who work in the United States.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Surfas Restaurant Supply and Gourmet Foods. I love this place and it&#8217;s conveniently located a few blocks from Imageworks. Fascinating, I know. Let me explain. See, down at Weta they have this thing called Porn Fridays. On a mailing list called &#8220;Noise&#8221;, Friday is the day people send porn. You can get away with stuff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-work"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-3d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}