{"id":222,"date":"2003-04-01T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-02T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=222"},"modified":"2003-04-01T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-02T00:42:00","slug":"ostrich-land","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/ostrich-land\/","title":{"rendered":"Ostrich Land"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m hitting the road for a week long trip up the coast to San Francisco then home in a day. Hwy 101, south of San Luis Obispo lies Ostrich Land. Little did I know, less than 1\/8 of sec. later this piece of shit ostrich would have my pinkie, ring, and middle fingers half way down it’s throat. Damn bird nearly maimed me. I wasn’t even taunting it with the giant egg I bought at the store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m hitting the road for a week long trip up the coast to San Francisco then home in a day. Hwy 101, south of San Luis Obispo lies Ostrich Land. Little did I know, less than 1\/8 of sec. later this piece of shit ostrich would have my pinkie, ring, and middle fingers half way […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,16,33,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-photography","category-san-francisco","category-travel"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t