{"id":227,"date":"2003-05-08T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-08T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=227"},"modified":"2003-05-08T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-08T20:28:00","slug":"gisele-bundchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/gisele-bundchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Gisele Bundchen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Winston from work wanted to meet Supermodel Gisele Bundchen at The Grove. So we drove over. A court order makes me stay a least 50 feet away from her, but I was able to snap a few pics of her for my shrine, er… portfolio. Sarcasm alert: What’s with the love handle poking out out of the jeans? I mean, come on, what a fatty. She probably eats crackers in bed too. She ain’t so supa. Lunchin’ with supermodels.<\/p>\n

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Winston from work wanted to meet Supermodel Gisele Bundchen at The Grove. So we drove over. A court order makes me stay a least 50 feet away from her, but I was able to snap a few pics of her for my shrine, er… portfolio. Sarcasm alert: What’s with the love handle poking out out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,9,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-life","category-work"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t