{"id":301,"date":"2004-01-20T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-21T01:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=301"},"modified":"2004-01-20T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-21T01:15:00","slug":"penguins-are-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/penguins-are-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Penguins Are Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n<p>Argh! I can&#8217;t stop playing!!! Click, then click again to hit the penguin [<a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/penguin.swf',600,370)\">LINK<\/a>]. <strike>578.7<\/strike> <strike>588.8<\/strike> 593 high score so far. Apologies to whoever made this as I commandeer its use. Must&#8230;.hit&#8230;.penguin&#8230;farther&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Argh! I can&#8217;t stop playing!!! Click, then click again to hit the penguin [LINK]. 578.7 588.8 593 high score so far. Apologies to whoever made this as I commandeer its use. Must&#8230;.hit&#8230;.penguin&#8230;farther&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-4R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}