{"id":302,"date":"2004-01-19T17:01:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T01:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=302"},"modified":"2004-01-19T17:01:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-20T01:01:00","slug":"read-the-fine-print-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/read-the-fine-print-first\/","title":{"rendered":"Read The Fine Print First"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/011904a.jpg\" class=alignleft width=700 border=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n<p>I love trips to the market. Although, today I snuck out on my Whole Foods [<a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.wholefoods.com')\">LINK<\/a>] and cheated on her with the nearby Ralphs [<a href=\"javascript:void(0)\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.ralphs.com')\">LINK<\/a>] market. I feel ashamed but I needed food and some household things like towels and lightbulbs. She can&#8217;t provide that so I went looking elsewhere. The sexy allure of overstocked shelves and big beautiful aisles is hard to resist.<br \/>So I&#8217;m pushing my cart around Ralphs and come across the candy section. On the top shelf I see a bag of &#8220;Sugar Free&#8221; Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups. I love the regular Peanut Butter cups. So what if they&#8217;ve nailed the taste but without sugar? I could sit and drink diet Dr. Peppers and Reese&#8217;s Sugar Free Peanut Butter Cups everyday! Excellent! So I pick up a bag and on the way home I eat a few. Hmmm&#8230; not bad. Not really as good as the real ones but not a bad substitute.<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m home cleaning the house and flash forward a few hours later. Man, what the hell is wrong with me?? My stomach is making the most god awful noises and&#8230; In the unraveling of events I just happened to look on the back of the Reese&#8217;s bag [<a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/011904a.jpg',700,525)\">LINK<\/a>]. Needless to say, read the fine print first. My dream of a Dr. Pepper and Peanut Butter Cup world just came to a crashing end. Aw crap, literally. Their idea of excess consumption and mine are obviously different.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love trips to the market. Although, today I snuck out on my Whole Foods [LINK] and cheated on her with the nearby Ralphs [LINK] market. I feel ashamed but I needed food and some household things like towels and lightbulbs. She can&#8217;t provide that so I went looking elsewhere. The sexy allure of overstocked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-4S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}