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I love trips to the market. Although, today I snuck out on my Whole Foods [LINK<\/a>] and cheated on her with the nearby Ralphs [LINK<\/a>] market. I feel ashamed but I needed food and some household things like towels and lightbulbs. She can’t provide that so I went looking elsewhere. The sexy allure of overstocked shelves and big beautiful aisles is hard to resist. I love trips to the market. Although, today I snuck out on my Whole Foods [LINK] and cheated on her with the nearby Ralphs [LINK] market. I feel ashamed but I needed food and some household things like towels and lightbulbs. She can’t provide that so I went looking elsewhere. The sexy allure of overstocked […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
So I’m pushing my cart around Ralphs and come across the candy section. On the top shelf I see a bag of “Sugar Free” Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I love the regular Peanut Butter cups. So what if they’ve nailed the taste but without sugar? I could sit and drink diet Dr. Peppers and Reese’s Sugar Free Peanut Butter Cups everyday! Excellent! So I pick up a bag and on the way home I eat a few. Hmmm… not bad. Not really as good as the real ones but not a bad substitute.
\nSo I’m home cleaning the house and flash forward a few hours later. Man, what the hell is wrong with me?? My stomach is making the most god awful noises and… In the unraveling of events I just happened to look on the back of the Reese’s bag [LINK<\/a>]. Needless to say, read the fine print first. My dream of a Dr. Pepper and Peanut Butter Cup world just came to a crashing end. Aw crap, literally. Their idea of excess consumption and mine are obviously different.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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