{"id":314,"date":"2004-02-03T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-04T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=314"},"modified":"2004-02-03T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-04T05:06:00","slug":"body-parts-at-the-laundromat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/body-parts-at-the-laundromat\/","title":{"rendered":"Body Parts At The Laundromat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/020304a.jpg\" class=alignleft width=700 border=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n<p>There&#8217;s a tooth in my washer!!!!! Oh my God that&#8217;s disgusting. I&#8217;ll never use that washer again. People, if you lose a toof, put it under your pillow. Just don&#8217;t put it in your pocket and forget about it. Eh hem. Good grief. I wonder what awaits me in the dryer? Anybody lose a molar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a tooth in my washer!!!!! Oh my God that&#8217;s disgusting. I&#8217;ll never use that washer again. People, if you lose a toof, put it under your pillow. Just don&#8217;t put it in your pocket and forget about it. Eh hem. Good grief. I wonder what awaits me in the dryer? Anybody lose a molar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-54","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}