{"id":402,"date":"2005-07-03T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-03T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/word_press\/?p=402"},"modified":"2005-07-03T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-03T17:00:00","slug":"urinal-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/urinal-art\/","title":{"rendered":"Urinal Art"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"javascript:fotopopup('http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/070305b.jpg',2967,1119)\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/070305a.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=925 border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n<p>During Polar Express a couple white boards were used for something other than mathmatical equations and code. At work, and every other place I&#8217;ve been, there tends to be a bathroom problem with guys. The apparatus that allows us to pee standing up can be very unpredictable. For example, lets say you have a squirt gun and point it a friends face, but when you pull the trigger it hits them in the hand. That&#8217;s sorta what it&#8217;s like. Then you have to compensate by moving it in position or by standing in some weird sideways position to hit the target. The most common target being a cigarette butt in the bottom of a urinal. Anyway, the above photo should help illustrate the various bathroom inhabitants at work. &#8220;Shy Guy&#8221; is some dude who lines the stall with toilet paper so no one will look through the cracks at him. We&#8217;ve never been able to figure out who it is. Click the image to see the detail.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During Polar Express a couple white boards were used for something other than mathmatical equations and code. At work, and every other place I&#8217;ve been, there tends to be a bathroom problem with guys. The apparatus that allows us to pee standing up can be very unpredictable. For example, lets say you have a squirt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-6u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}