{"id":823,"date":"2007-12-25T21:51:26","date_gmt":"2007-12-26T05:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/?p=823"},"modified":"2013-04-18T21:24:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-19T04:24:18","slug":"the-merry-christmas-glitter-deer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/the-merry-christmas-glitter-deer\/","title":{"rendered":"The Merry Christmas Glitter Deer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chasethelight.com\/images\/122507a.jpg\" class=alignleft WIDTH=1000 border=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Christmas! ( I know you&#8217;re reading this in May of 2008, but just work with me here) At least we&#8217;re still closer to last Christmas than this years. This is an ornament Liza&#8217;s sister Soraya gave my Mom. She wanted a picture of it in California. It&#8217;s glitterrific!<\/p>\n<p>Had I been really clever I would have positioned a nice red bulb in the background behind his nose in an oh so subtle way that you wouldn&#8217;t have even noticed on first glance. But I only just thought of that now. Instead I framed it with a nice distracting doily so that the rest of him would disappear into the tree. Awesome. Cheers to neurotic photo editing!<\/p>\n<p>Nice mellow holidays. No work to do, no errands to run, no stores are open, no nuttin&#8217;. We ate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas! ( I know you&#8217;re reading this in May of 2008, but just work with me here) At least we&#8217;re still closer to last Christmas than this years. This is an ornament Liza&#8217;s sister Soraya gave my Mom. She wanted a picture of it in California. It&#8217;s glitterrific! Had I been really clever I would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1MOCs-dh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3272,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/3272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chasethelight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}