Fiji to New Zealand to Sydney, Australia
On our flight out of Fiji at 3:00AM or something we were greeted by a spectacular sunrise behind the wing of the plane. We had a bit of a layover in Auckland where we slept, then hopped our flight to Sydney. Since we were only going to be in Sydney for a day we hopped a cab down to the harbor and took a cruise. Eiffel Tower, check. Golden Gate Bridge, check. St. Louis Arch, check. Sydney Opera House, check. Yeah yeah, I know, but you can’t help it when you’re here. We took a water taxi around the harbor and got off at the extremely touristy Darling Harbor. For dinner I had some prawns that were so big I think they were actually lobsters. The Gay Games were also going on in Sydney, so the only hotel available was right by the airport. The Hotel Ibis also has a serious problem with the fire alarm going off at some ungodly time in the morning. I did come to the conclusion that if you participated in the Gay Games, you got a medal. I overheard a 5’2 woman at the airport talk about the medal she won with her basketball team! The two guys she was talking to won medals in some track event. One was kinda overweight. Even George’s neighbours in New Zealand won medals for some other event. Ok, the competition was probably lacking, but I heard it was fab-u-lous time for all.


Finally a real day of rest. At this point I was so tired I just hung out in the room and drank a lot of Fiji water. Hey, when in Fiji… Yes they really do get the water from here. Oh, and of course ate some more Pringle’s. I’m kinda sick of Pringle’s. Some of the other’s went shark diving, I slept. We have to leave at two in the morning and I’m not looking forward to the drive. I’m the only one insured for the van, so I have to drive. Gonna be a long night. Seeing how this was going to be the last night some of us will be together we all went to dinner. We also met up with some other Lord Of The Ringers that happened to be at the same resort and drank the night away.







This morning we set out in the kayaks. The coastline was spectacular with many beautiful sand beaches, green and blue bays, and picture perfect palm trees. That’s my kayak the “Screaming Yellow Zonker” at our midday stop about a quarter of the way around Ono. For lunch we had carbs. Carb salad, carbs on ice, fresh cut carbs, liquid carbs, and carbs in the shape of Pringles. Tonight we’re staying in the village of Naqara. I think we’re all excited yet anxious about what’s going to go on there. Lot’s of customs to follow. George was voted our “Ratu”, or Chief, as he’s the oldest and will represent us at the ceremonies.



Ok, really the Louis Vuitton Cup, then the America’s Cup. We had a six hour layover in Auckland on the way to Fiji. So we checked our luggage and stored our carry-on’s at the airport. The long ass cab ride to Auckland harbor made me glad Weta wasn’t based here. We’re in Auckland, and the Cup is kinda a big deal even though I know practically nothing about it, so why not? Stars and Stripes is sponsored by Viagra. The boat must perform well with a stiff wind. Ugh, the cab ride back to the airport was at rush hour. Zoiks. On to Fiji tonight.


Jill and I arrived in Rotorua this morning after a total scramble to get out of Wellington. In the next month, We’ll be on a plane 13 times, a helicopter, boats, cars, kayaks, trains, buses, vans, taxis, a gondola, a ferry, a quadbike, and even a camel. More on that in the full blown vacation report. Anytime you see a sign like this it usually means you’re in the middle of absolutely nowhere. In a way we are, and it’ll sum up the whole journey. According to the sign L.A. is 6488 miles away and San Francisco is 6502. So San Francisco is only 14 miles from L.A.? …said the dumb guy.





