Christmas Party

by chris cunningham

How to completely negate the aerodynamic benefits of a Bug. Although all cars should have topiary on top of them. The world might be a better place. Tonight was a holiday party at Friend Chris and Andrea’s. Know how some people collect Star Wars action figures? I collect blonde women. Mandy, Janel, Jennifer, Andrea, and Brandy. Blondes that didn’t make the photo… Jenny and Winnie. The lone brunette rolled her eyes. Brandy and the Supremes showing off. Brandy’s on a collision course with stardom. You heard it here first.