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Christmas Party

How to completely negate the aerodynamic benefits of a Bug. Although all cars should have topiary on top of them. The world might be a better place. Tonight was a holiday party at Friend Chris and Andrea’s. Know how some people collect Star Wars action figures? I collect blonde women. Mandy, Janel, Jennifer, Andrea, and Brandy. Blondes that didn’t make the photo… Jenny and Winnie. The lone brunette rolled her eyes. Brandy and the Supremes showing off. Brandy’s on a collision course with stardom. You heard it here first.

Tenacious D And Spinal Tap At The House Of Blues

Tonight was Tenacious D and Spinal Tap at the House of Blues. Just getting there turned into an interesting chore. It started raining sooooo hard that we couldn’t get out of the parking structure. I think this is my new favorite photo. You can actually see the rain twisting in the wind as it streaks down between the buildings. Cars on La Cienega were skidding downhill trying to get up the steep part near Sunset. Thundercracks too. No wonder the car wash was closed earlier today. Now it all makes since. The House of Blues never lets you bring cameras, so here’s the marquee. The show? Hilarious. Spinal Tap came out and opened with Heavy Duty, they also did Stonehenge, Christmas with the Devil, Listen to the Flower People, etc… Pretty much all the Tap favorites. They even threw in a bit of Jazz Odyssey. Christopher Guest, Michael McKeon, and Harry Shearer plus drummer #14. Unlucky drummer #13 didn’t last very long according to them. Then came the “D”. Amazing. Jack Black is so funny. They opened with the theme from “Flash Gordon” by Queen and went straight into “Wonder Boy”. They also did “Kyle Took a Bullet for Me” They also did a short tribute to Ronnie James Dio and the song about the road. They even showed the video of Jack Black trying to hand out blowjobs on the street only to get picked up by Kyle. The whole place was on the floor laughing after that. For the encore, Spinal Tap came back out, along with many others, and did “Big Bottom”. Twenty people were on stage, 11 of them playing bass. Good stuff.

Sony Holiday Party At Gotham Hall

The office party was at Gotham Hall on the 3rd Street Promenade. Of course no one’s allowed to bring guests, so it’s not really fun to mingle with everybody you already work with. The guacamole was so spicy I had to run to the bar and beg for a bottled water. Seeing your fellow employees dance is never a good thing. You see them in a whole new light while at work. I left, it was lame. Jeez, kinda cranky.

The Getty Museum

Before going to see “The Majestic”, and an after movie trip to Jerry’s Famous Deli for dessert, we headed up to The Getty museum for a look around. It turned into a sampler platter of art and views because of the lack of time, but vowed to come back some day when it’s warmer. Bouguereau’s “Girl Defending Herself against Love” was on display finally! The Rembrandt too, of course. My photographic assistant for the evening was Jill. Little would you know she’s freezing her ass off, and as I would find out later, on the verge of vomiting. These are amazingly accurate photos of what the view looked like tonight. Except for the small detail that it’s freezing ass cold outside. I’m talkin’ jump up and down cold. Catalina was clearer than I have ever seen it in my life. In fact it looked like an extention of Palos Verdes. Are the clouds on vacation or something? Because now that I think of it, I haven’t seen any for days. Down below the Getty the 405 freeway never seems to stop. After the Getty it was off to “The Majestic”, bootlegging burritos, hands and footprints, and the annoying loud chick at Jerry’s Famous Deli that came with dessert. (Oh my God, that brownie dessert is soooo good…..)

Vegas Baby – Charlie And Lisa’s Wedding

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Took off Sunday to Vegas for Charles and Lisa’s Wedding. We all stayed at the Paris Hotel and ate, and ate, and ate, and gambled, and gambled, and gambled… I caught a cold. There were a shit load of cowboys in town too. The National Rodeo finals were going on and when there’s a whole bunch of cowboys standing around, it looks really rediculous. One cowboy. Not so bad. Hundreds of cowboys. Bizarre. I couldn’t even tell them apart. Jeans are too tight, buckles too big, boots too pointy, accent to thick, girlfriend’s hair too high… Vegas was a 2 day blur. Also ate at two of the best restaurants in the U.S. Picasso (it’s in the film Ocean’s Eleven) at the Bellagio, and Commander’s Palace [LINK] at the Aladdin. The best meal I’ve ever had. An Elvis impersonator that looked an awful lot like Jerry Seinfeld hosted the wedding festivities and it was mind blowingly surreal. “Viva Las Vegas” movie file below. I totally loved all 16 minutes of the wedding. Fun stuff. Everything I ever thought a Vegas wedding would be.

The Beverly Center

Hungry, I ran to the Beverly Center for some food. Specifically, Rubios. As I was eating on the rooftop dining area I noticed the Park La Brea towers and realized I live downtown. I didn’t know that. Congratulations also go out to the Beverly Center for winning the “Ugliest Ass Santa Meet and Greet Ever”. What stupid elf in mall management thought that this was an attractive display? Good God, it’s horrifying. The two meeting Santa have been stunned silent.

Christmas Tree Shopping

Thanksgiving Week In Australia

[AUSTRALIA 1.0 GALLERY]

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

Ya know, that song seemed so quaint many years ago. Even though I could probably sing along with the whole song I never really knew the lyrics. Now I get it. It’s all about the Australian mystique wherever you are in the world. On that note I’m off to Queensland, Australia for Thanksgiving. Hopefully some of that will rub off on me. Peruse the gallery of my first trip to Australia. 87 degrees, and that’s the water. I went. I saw. I splashed around. Sit in your sad little office and wish you had gone. Bwa ha ha ha….

Worms Union in Long Beach

[WORMS UNION VIDEO]

The amazing “Worms Union”. Fire dancers, topless girls, ethereal music, and general mayhem. That’s the makeup of this art collective from Long Beach. They had played at the Voodoo music festival in New Orleans, so I traveled to the land of Nod, Long Beach, and caught a home town show. I never thought glow in the dark alien heads could be so spooky. There were more than a few jaws that hit the floor as the band, six drummers, 4 topless dancers, 2 fire dancers, and a guy on stilts all fired up at once from out in the audience. All this at a bowling alley.

New Orleans And A Stranger With Gay Porn

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[MATT DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN]

After all day at the festival and a long wait for a cab last night we awoke late and walked around the Quarter for a bit. Keith and Kyle visited a fairly small internet cafe and the guy next to them was quite busy downloading gay porn. For the whole weekend’s festivities, including lame running commentary, check out the gallery.

The Black Crowes At Voodoo Music Experience

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The Voodoo Music Festival [LINK] is an all day shindig with 3 stages. There were lots of people goofing about all day, lots of booths to visit and food to eat. Unfortunately the Black Crowes didn’t get a whole set because Snoop Dog decided to hog the stage earlier in the day. I wanted to catch the Crowes on this tour because I had tickets for September 11th at the Greek Theater in L.A. Of course that got cancelled and never rescheduled. So this was my chance.

The Lost Weekend

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Matt woke up this morning and wanted boots. He got boots alright.

LAX to New Orleans

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Matt Kimball, Steve Bell, Nick Walker and two of Matt’s friends, Keith and Kyle and I, are all meeting up in New Orleans for a weekend of music and drinkin’. Since the 911 attacks they suggested getting to the airport early. I got here way to early.

Tenacious D at The Wiltern Theatre

Flash (Queen cover)
Wonderboy
Land Of The Lost Theme
Fat Albert Theme
Warning
Jesus Ranch
Kielbasa
History
Lee
Special Things
Holy Diver (Dio cover) (partial)
Heaven and Hell (Black Sabbath cover) (partial)
Dio
Tribute
The Road
Cosmic Shame
Jewish Demon
They Fucked Our Asses
Saxaboom
Inward Singing
Karate
Kyle Quit the Band
Rocket Sauce
Sasquatch
Fuck Her Gently
Rock Your Socks
Spiderman
Double Team

Harry Potter Wrap Party

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Harry Potter Wrap Party

Wizardry at the Harry Potter Wrap Party. Ok, so I only shot one photo tonight. At some point in the night I think I forgot I had a camera, and may have even forgotten my name too. After parking at the Hollywood Studios, and waiting in a line for an hour, we caught the bus up to the Hollywood Hills. I suppose you could call the mansion Harry Potteresque, or Hogwartian. Jill, *the* walking talking Harry Potter encyclopedia, gave me the Cliff Note’s to the four books while we waited in line. Did you know they use the word “soccer” in the American version, and “football” in the English versions? I do now. I also know three ways to say “Hermione”. Although the movie should shed some light onto the correct pronunciation. They gave out souvenir poloroids.

El Presidente De Sigue La Luz

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On Thursday, October 11th, 2001 at 9:13pm. I looked like this. Scruffy and asymetrical.

Stuart Little 2 Finals 100 Shots

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Stuart Little 2 Finals 100 Shots

The Stuart Little crew celebrating it’s first milestone of finaling 100 shots. Only 900 billion to go. Julie and Pia looking like someone died. …and Sarah Moore in the most electric top ever. None more purple. And last but not least a trifecta of alcohol guzzling co-workers.

Imageworks VFX House Bread Bake Off

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Sony Imageworks hosting the great bread bake-off. The goal? To try and topple the record of most loaves baked simultaneously at an effects facility. We beat it. Whatever the old record was…? Above center: Some dude thoroughly impressed with the whole event.

10th Annual Inkslinger’s Ball

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Ink Slinger’s Ball

Inked and poked. A show about pain. My only purchase was a lighter that is shaped like a cigarette. Not that I use it, just things that are juxtaposed always intrigue me. $4 bucks. Guess I need to start smoking. A baby in a skull and cross bones shirt is always trouble. A lot of the girls looked like the “Sinner” girls. All that and there was even a wedding. Of course their wedding song was “Under my Thumb.”

La Brea Tar Pits

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La Brea Tar Pits

The La Brea Tar Pits living up to their name. You’d have to be a really stupid, or a very thirsty animal to go anywhere near this. A bit Exxon Valdez-y, but if you’re a giant sloth with a pea brain it’s probably looks like a chocolate milkshake. Below is the current state of my apartment. Sparse.

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Park La Brea Apt.