chase the light

Let me translate this from kiwi into American english for you. Horse shit 50 cents. New Zealand white trash. On a failed attempt to get all the way up to Mt. Taranaki (too many stops to take pictures of bags of shit) I drove about a third of the way up New Zealand’s west coast. Then it started to rain, hail, and all hell broke loose, so this little piggy drove all the way home.