Get in Me Belly

by chris cunningham

Oh Baby… a little turkey, a little mashed po tay to, some capiscum [LINK] with carrots, some sweet corn, and a little award winning Chateau St. Jean to wash it down. Get in me belly. I was joined in the festivities by seven lovely ladies I brought back from the Czech Republic. Of course they were in the form of matrioshka nesting dolls [LINK], but still. After a noon day Thanksgiving lunch and a viewing of “The Haunted Mansion” [LINK] with the parents, I figured I go home, cook up a late dinner and catch a “good” movie. So after my “typical American” dinner that included mashed potatos, what else should I go see but a movie about an Irish family moving to America. “In America” [LINK]. If at least one of those two girls [LINK] in the film isn’t a hugely famous actress in the future I’d be very surprised. Great movie, but a border guard doesn’t say “Welcome to America”, they say “Welcome to The United States”. They don’t say “Welcome to Europe” when you go to France. Jus’ sayin’.