Why I Loathe Orange County

by chris cunningham

Why do I loathe Orange County? Let me count the ways. Also known as O.C.. Also also known as “Only Caucasions”. I grew up in Orange County and one of my priorities was to get out of there as soon as I could. It’s a place you run away from. After a friends party I stopped by to see some other friends and I actually knocked on the wrong door. How could I tell? All the houses look the same down there. The guy who answered the door said “Oh, they live 2 houses down in the house with the bigger palm trees”. It’s not like I haven’t been to this house a bunch of times either. I just couldn’t tell. Which brings me to the single scariest statues I’ve ever seen. At the entrance to a housing tract down there are these two statues. A man with a daughter, and a woman with a son. I’m not going to go on about why I hate these statues, they speak for themselves. The amount of American flags and SUV’s in this place is astounding. Ah, my hometown, gotta love it. Now get me the hell out of here.